الرئيسية
These are the funniest jokes I had ever read about jews
even if they are not funny laugh out loud
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How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline
What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!
What's the difference between a jew and a vampire?
One is a blood sucking vampire, and the other has wings.
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a Volks Wagen Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
two Jews fighting over the same penny
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40
years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill
What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney!
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into
a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?A jew
with a coupon.
c.u
migoo ~ funka foushya
